Finding a decent job is tough.
Cover letter #99
Dear sire:
You can kiss my ass
I wouldn’t bother asking you to hire
Me
But I feel like putting myself through the
wringer today
And the rent is due tomorrow
If I call you boss, you can call on me
I guarantee:
No one smokes pipe quite like me;
So please, roll down those pants,
Stick that hand up my dress
--and I’ll wipe you up after
with my
perfumed résumé.
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