9/01/2006

Word Shouts

Tightass like swollen buttocks in a bottle
volatile gasflicker, cigarette-boat throttle
turkey-wattle blather, emotional motion detector, dictionary holler. Collar attention, rabid rottweiler, foaming froth, diasporic and discordant inkblotted fodder. Frown. You, word - weapon - double-edged sword, veil, wicked wife, knife, semantic slice to no avail.

3 comments:

The Mighty Kat said...

cupcake man, are you famous? my DH thinks he's heard about you on the radio, that you sell shirts with cupcakes on them in a store in NYC, and people line up for them...is this so?

Cupcake Man said...

I may be INfamous, but for other reasons. I suspect this NYC cupcake man has more to do with a certain Saturday Night Live skit. Needless to say, I am the original.

The Mighty Kat said...

aha. two cupcake men? how surprizing. don't know of the skit; gave up on the show after dana carvey's heyday.

glad to know this is the original recipe.