Another Extremely Blurry Post

Don't have much time so here it is:
  1. Spicy Korean foods could easily power our most advanced starships. But it takes gastronomical ambition.
  2. Environmental degradation fouls my mood. I'd sign up for the nearest reforestation project 'cept the signup sheet itself draws my tears.
  3. A loud gong to announce the arrival of each email would never rival the popularity of that Guitar Hero game.
  4. You need not whisper in my presence: my iPod trackpad is rotated clockwise to the max.
  5. The devil fixes me a proscribed alcool, and I'll drink it. The devil digs me a pothole, I fall in it. But if the devil urges me to bet against the New England Patriots, I will consider hiring myself a new deceiver.
  6. Ever think about why wooly mammoths got stuck frozen in ice? They must have had extremely inept interns.
  7. If the Internet is shaped like a trash heap, and you are a scavenging crow, then this blog post is like a grey spoon located strategically above a rotting piece of dog meat, which prevents you from consuming the dog meat, caught as you are in the dull grey spoon's upside-down reflection and so you throw away your chopsticks and give up all hope of climbing aboard the starships fuelled by Korean food. You silly goof - learn to appreciate your culture!
  8. I was taller once. Then I realized all my shoes were at a 90-degree angle.
  9. With all our online distractions, productivity has flatlined. The imminent solution: feet keyboards, to double our 'qwerty' output. The great intellectual of future ages will be the Surfer-Man.
  10. Comments on this blog will reach an all-time high, if and only if I discover how to make the comment box smell like my Joop aftershave. Then if you write 'This post stinks' I know you are lying.
  11. Ever used a drinking straw as an explosive device? Neither have I. But dammit, there I go, handing al-Qaeda another brilliant idea.
  12. I was going to write a post about all the birds I've never heard about, complete with links of sites I've never visited, but that would be self-defeating. I'll stick to my detailed archive of ideas nobody ever thought of coded in text with the same colour of my blog template background. Don't believe me? Check this out: Dreidels should be given the vote


Actively Acting Out said...

Clever boy.

Angry Brown Man said...

I approve of these random posts. Three thumbs and 2 toes up. Oh wait - the third thumb isnt a thumb. Never mind.

The Mighty Kat said...

number 8. :-)