25 alternatives to calling it "The Next Great Depression"

1. The Greater Depression
2. The Megathump
3. The Plummeting
4. Global Smackdown
5. The Black Debt
6. The Beggary
7. The Crunk
8. EconoPox!
9. The Harrowing MegaSputter
10. The Intolerable Mellowing
11. Cashtration Nation
12. The Unemplosion
13. The Wayward Lurch
14. World War Wimpy
15. The InterKnot
16. Earth & Wind and Firings
17. Beetle Bailout
18. The WTF by The WTO
19. IMFucking Worried
20. The Epic Fail
21. DOW, That Hurts!
22. The EI-EI-EI OWE
23. TSX in the Shitty
24. Dustbowl II: Lust in the Dust
25. The Greedemption

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