things that rhyme with 'own'

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Rhenal Tony and the baloney cronies drone on about loans--ah yes, it was Tony and Mahoney Jones flown in from the land of the gnomes, and it is home-grown lodestone and keystone accents to the ‘Mony Mony’--that well-known, etched-in-stone Billy Idol epitaph; it’s yo-yo Jabroni and mercurial zoning-clones and the ocean of ET-phone-home tomes that roam bookshelves and moan unknown, all alone and bony; it is coney-island macaroni and Jereboam Solomon-y phoniness, so well-honed and toned, Polonius-like and foamy.

(And, not surprisingly, a lot of it makes me puke.)