keyboard sneeze

Coming home in the aftermath, there was the tall brew smash, the best of the yellow dog the half wit chocolate milk making mothaphuckaz, the police state vagabonds, the jive turkeys from Nepal, the Einstein lookalike self-portraiteers, the viscosity-slime-sipping rinse pigs squealing in your ears; it was the pointlessness of soda that bubbled into me, it was the Swan from Minnesota that leered suggestively, it was the dreadnought in the Baltic that leaned precariously, it listed hard to starboard, the men clamoured gleefully, “We're listing hard to starboard, and we do it A-B-C!”