1/29/2006

esoteric insults for the stressed out reader

(your friends will be shocked; your enemies will be puzzled)

  • Quit crackin mirrors, you nose-necked fishgurgler!

  • Your ass-crevice is canyonesque.

  • You put the dope in dopamine. The pinhead in ePINephrine. The tone-deaf in seroTONEin.

  • Hey, I need nincompoops for blender-play - and you look just the type.

  • Drop the attitude or no one will fertilize your ovaries.

  • Wipe that clown grin, putznerd.

  • Yo featherhead - methinks you got roosters driving your cockpit.

  • Is Elvis alive? Hell no! He thought of you - and killed himself again.

  • You bloody box of earwax; you make me puke out snotrags of shit.

  • If you were a musician, you'd have a 'worst of' album. And it would be called 'Greatest Hitlers'.


(FIAC: on the cutting edge of phrase-coinage since 2004)

6 comments:

asyl076 said...

heheheheheee

Mrs DC said...

I like the hitlers line.

Kaufman said...

Man, it's uncanny that I'd bump into DDC here since I haven't visited for quite some time and because I don't like the Hitlers line. I'd sooner laugh at:

If you were a musician, you'd have a 'worst of' album. And it would be called 'Greatest Shits.'

I know toilet humour has been done to death but so have Hitler gags.

Bobby said...

Nothin like crackin on somebody's ovaries. Gives me ghost pain in my ghost ovaries.

P&O said...

genius.

ROFL!

The tone-deaf in seroTONEin.

Is Elvis alive? Hell no! He thought of you - and killed himself again.

awesome.. I'm gonna use these..credit to you.

Anonymous said...

You're the reason they have to put instructions on Shampoo.