- Resuscitate more life forms via electrostatic reverse-cryogenics
- Part hair in accordance with a normal distribution
- Master the truck-to-truck propane transfer
- Relentlessly self-actuate. Failing that, wiltingly self-deprecate
- Cell-divide mitotically on even-numbered days of the month
- Three words: Laser-tag Wednesdays
- Burn down the Museum of Arson
- Punctuate more punctiliously. Alliterate less repetitively. Write more adverbially
- Perform at least one gastric bypass surgery
- Increase sandwich production, decrease sandwich consumption. Invest sandwich-offset credits in emerging shawarma economy
1/01/2010
Resolutions
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1 comment:
So how are all of these things going for you?
I especially like that laser tag Wednesday idea, and writing more adverbially.
Good goals.
Scarlett & Viaggiatore
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