6 things that bother me about Optimus Prime

  1. His name isn't Optimus Del Sexy.
  2. Energon, smenergon. Trailer-trucks run on diesel fuel, so Optimus is far from carbon-neutral.
  3. The Autobots are awesome mech-aliens with the firepower to destroy whole cities. You'd think their leader would maybe have a girlfriend.
  4. Tens of thousands of kids dress like him every year — but has Optimus ever given you Hallowe'en candy?
  5. I'm disturbed by all these scenes where Jazz keeps riding up into the trailer.
  6. Humanity-destroying evil is a turnoff, but at least Megatron knows what he wants.


Wanderlust Scarlett said...

I know a girl who had Autobots tattoed on one breast, and Deceptacons tattoed on the other.

A push up bra brings them in to battle...

It's just one of those things that makes you go...


So there's seven.

Scarlett & Viaggiatore

Angry Brown Man said...

Like about 10% of men, Jazz likes the back door. Nothing wrong with that.