- His name isn't Optimus Del Sexy.
- Energon, smenergon. Trailer-trucks run on diesel fuel, so Optimus is far from carbon-neutral.
- The Autobots are awesome mech-aliens with the firepower to destroy whole cities. You'd think their leader would maybe have a girlfriend.
- Tens of thousands of kids dress like him every year — but has Optimus ever given you Hallowe'en candy?
- I'm disturbed by all these scenes where Jazz keeps riding up into the trailer.
- Humanity-destroying evil is a turnoff, but at least Megatron knows what he wants.
7/07/2007
6 things that bother me about Optimus Prime
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I know a girl who had Autobots tattoed on one breast, and Deceptacons tattoed on the other.
A push up bra brings them in to battle...
It's just one of those things that makes you go...
WHAHUH?
So there's seven.
Scarlett & Viaggiatore
Like about 10% of men, Jazz likes the back door. Nothing wrong with that.
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