11 Tantalizing Headlines (for future posts)

1. 1 Year Plan for World Domination (including mid-plan sabbatical because it's really easy)
2. I'm Actually Not As Crazy As I Was Five Minutes Ago (and other discouraging trends)
   
3. Words I Will Now Refuse to Read
4. What Mild Rejection Has Taught Me (aka 1 year plan to settle for a boring desk job)
5. If Only I Could Hear at Canine Frequencies ...
6. Beyonce Is My Cousin?? Eww, That's Travolting!
7. I Never Wash My Hands (But I Do Wash My Fists... With The Blood of Aliens!)
8. How I Greened My Nightmares
9. Facebook, The Movie? Meet Cupcake Man, The Smiling!
10. Ear Wax: Why Those Who Have It Just Don't Care, And Those Who Don't Are Jealous
11. Please...Talk To Me When I'm Listening