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I hate dictionaries.

The reason the dictionary failed me is because I didn’t know how to spell the word I was to look up. This is a fatal flaw in the lexicographers’ system, yet politics and patronages have silenced my cause. I scream but I am muted by the powers that be, Whitey if you will, and there is no end to my alienation. I am even considering going on CNN to complain about it. But the sponsors have said they will pull ads. Oh the yes men lackeys, the white-collared techies, the neo-yuppy prepsters. Ack, agog and alack!

(ok now this is a stupid post)

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