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twentysomething lefthanded Italo-Canadian blogger seeks employment in postmodern meritocracy:

-master's program not quite working out; will wash dishes or write sitcoms for food (whatever's more dignified)

-skills include: smiling, bad puns, flights of fancy, basic arithmetic (to 99X's tables), some word processing

-has experience in: public speaking, running twice-weekly newspaper, writing books in vain, making waffles, keeping the bathroom clean

-academic: university degrees (2) in arbitrary disciplines (2)

English, Italian, French, some Latin, plus I live in a Portuguese neighbourhood!

-awards and citations: if you leave a comment below, does that count?

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