I'm drowning, toss me an anchor

A big mistake a big mistake.

Do not follow the rabbit down the hole.

If a big sweaty man with a yellow nose asks you for a banana, do not give it to him. He will only shove it up his nose.

An exploding toad has its uses.

Big ideas come in little plastic bags.

Wear pink underwear and you'll be smited.

Carry a troubadour's knickers wrapped around your wrist.

An alleyway is a bad place to argue about Steinbeck.

Never lend a parrot your socket wrench. He will use it to loosen your nuts.

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