Cover letter #99

Finding a decent job is tough.

Cover letter #99

Dear sire:

You can kiss my ass

I wouldn’t bother asking you to hire


But I feel like putting myself through the

wringer today

And the rent is due tomorrow

If I call you boss, you can call on me

I guarantee:

No one smokes pipe quite like me;

So please, roll down those pants,

Stick that hand up my dress

--and I’ll wipe you up after

with my

perfumed résumé.

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